What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 02:48

Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Can a relationship really last forever?
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Dr No
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Moonraker
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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